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“Let Me Out! Let Me Out! I Don’t Want to Die!”
After experiencing the big earthquake in 2017 in Mexico City, the drills we have for earthquakes used to kick my ass out of bed. Even when it wasn’t necessary….
Irritable Gringo Vs Drunk Homeless Mexican in a 7-11
Stumbled upon 10 pesos by accident. What luck! Then my good luck reverses when a homeless man starts to harass me in Mexico City…
German Adolf Vs. Bolivian Meza: Who Wins the Wallet?
A battle between a Bolivian thief and a German of over 6’5 for a wallet. With a crowd watching, who will win to keep the wallet? Place your bets!
The Gringo Break From Latin America
Sometimes gringos have to leave Latin America for a variety of reasons. Some of them financial and others personal. Some thoughts here….
“Give Me Money or My Dominican Brother Will Fuck You Up!”
Once in the Dominican Republic, I met a woman named Germania who was fun to have sex with and share a few beers together. However, one afternoon, she threatened to have her police brother kick my ass if I didn’t give her 300 USD…..
“They Robbed Me & They Dyed My Fucking Hair in Mexico!”
Late at 2 AM, I get a strange knock on a door and a stranger story from my neighbor of robbery, extortion, hair dying & drugs in Mexico City. So what the fuck happened?
“Hey White Guy! I’m Going to Steal Your Fucking Laptop!”
While working on a project in a Starbucks in Mexico City, a random homeless person started threatening me. Did I walk out of this situation without any problem?
Latin America Fucking Itself Over
Though foreign countries had a hand in fucking over Latin America, it isn’t entirely their fault. Often missing from the discourse is the responsibility that people in Latin America have had for fucking over their own region and individual countries. There’s plenty of blame to go around.
Getting Into a Fist Fight with a Democrat in Argentina
A quick story of the time I got into a fist fight with a Democrat in Argentina. I guess it’s not entirely possible to escape the politics of the US even when abroad.
Dating Scam by La Brasileña Sexi in Buenos Aires
When going on dates in Latin America. don’t always think with your dick. Otherwise, you might fall into a scam that is easy to see beforehand.