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The Chicken & Fries of a Mexican Burger King
Published July 19, 2021
in Mexico
, Personal Stories & Opinions
If you DARE eat a meal that doesn’t consist of the local cuisine in a new country, then you will be DEPORTED.
The Fucked Up Gringo Accent
Published July 19, 2021
in Learning Spanish & Portuguese
When, despite how good your Spanish gets, there are still ways in which you pronounce certain words with your gringo accent that makes it difficult for locals in Latin America to understand.
The Fucked Up English Accents to Latinos
Published July 19, 2021
in Learning Spanish & Portuguese
When, in reverse, Latino non-native English speakers find certain English accents to be hard to understand.
The Time Wasters of Latin America
When Latinos seemingly like wasting your time with an emphasis on complaining about the slow walking turtles of the region.
“Yeah, I Consider Myself an Expert of Latin America….”
When a gringo sometimes feels ownership over where he lives in Latin America when seeing new foreigners flooding in.
“Do They Get It?”
Published July 19, 2021
in Mexico
, Personal Stories & Opinions
When you go from wondering if they have “x” in Latin country to if the folks in whatever country down here “get” some cultural reference or share the same humor.
Gringo Analysis on Improving the Mexico City Metro
Published July 16, 2021
in Mexico
, Personal Stories & Opinions
Going over a handful of ideas (both major & minor) I’ve had about how to improve the Mexico City metro forward going.
Am I Finished? I See Jesus
This is the end of my existence. I see Jesus. And he says to me “bro STFU you’ll be alright.”
“What Sexy Feet You Have, Gringo!”
Published July 11, 2021
in Learning Spanish & Portuguese
, Mexico
A moment in a Mexican Walmart in which the female Walmart employee was very wet and obsessed over my huge Alpha Male feet. Ladies, I’m single.
Development of a Young Expat in Latin America
Discussing the transition some young expats in Latin America find themselves from wanting to fuck everything under the sun on consistent travel to wanting to settle down and raise a family.