If you DARE eat a meal that doesn’t consist of the local cuisine in a new country, then you will be DEPORTED.
When, despite how good your Spanish gets, there are still ways in which you pronounce certain words with your gringo accent that makes it difficult for locals in Latin America to understand.
When, in reverse, Latino non-native English speakers find certain English accents to be hard to understand.
When Latinos seemingly like wasting your time with an emphasis on complaining about the slow walking turtles of the region.
When a gringo sometimes feels ownership over where he lives in Latin America when seeing new foreigners flooding in.
When you go from wondering if they have “x” in Latin country to if the folks in whatever country down here “get” some cultural reference or share the same humor.
Going over a handful of ideas (both major & minor) I’ve had about how to improve the Mexico City metro forward going.
This is the end of my existence. I see Jesus. And he says to me “bro STFU you’ll be alright.”
A moment in a Mexican Walmart in which the female Walmart employee was very wet and obsessed over my huge Alpha Male feet. Ladies, I’m single.
Discussing the transition some young expats in Latin America find themselves from wanting to fuck everything under the sun on consistent travel to wanting to settle down and raise a family.
