How to Have Sexy Latinas Waiting to Fuck in Latin America

Do you want to travel to Latin America and have a cute chick waiting for you at the airport when you arrive?

About 5 years ago before I ever set foot in Mexico city, I remember being in the kitchen of my parent’s house (not yet divorced – whoohoo!) and preparing some black iced tea.

While doing so, my mom came out of her bedroom and somehow brought up a woman I had not yet met in my life.

A mysterious little brown slut who craves THE GRINGO COCK.

As do all brown sluts, don’t they?

In all seriousness anyhow, my mom – however she brought up the topic because it’s been year and I don’t remember how – brought up “Andrea.”

She asked me “who is Andrea and how did you know her before your trip?”

This was after I finished college and my last trip to Europe in which I was spending roughly a month back in Iowa before moving to Mexico City.

And Andrea was a Mexican chick in her very early 20s that was basically liking 100 of my photos on Facebook.

Anything that had my SUPER ALPHA CHAD FACE on it got a like.

What can I say?

The Mexican women love us gringos.

But, in all seriousness, she was basically spam bombing my Facebook with likes.

Looking back at it, I have no idea how my mom knew about Andrea.

I do remember how Facebook used to have some “side updates” about activities in the profiles of your friends but I don’t THINK that is around anymore.

Granted, most of us millennials and zoomers don’t take Facebook anymore as it’s mostly just boomers who care about it.

So I don’t know how Facebook works as much these days.

Still, my mom obviously noticed Andrea liking everything she ever could like on my Facebook profile.

With her mind probably thinking….

“Oh god, not another Latina slut that’ll drag my kid to live in Mexico forever. He’s supposed to be there for only a year and NOTHING more but yet these Latina sluts with their TIGHT ASS PUSSIES and PEPPEROINI NIPPLES keep my son from a career! )

Who can blame a mother though in such a situation?

His hormones are driving him but her intelligence and care for a son is driving her.

At any rate, to “spill the beans” so to speak, I met andrea on Tinder.

I always have “Tinder Plus” on my phone as it’s cheap and makes getting pussy so much easier.

Where, in this case, I was able to talk to Mexican chicks before my time in Mexico started.

Match with them. Get talking. Set up plans.

And that was without every having set foot in Mexico City just yet!

It wasn’t just Andrea that I was talking with.

There were, at the very least, two other chicks I remember very well (among others but some you meet and others you don’t so I don’t remember them all).

And, when I got to Mexico City, who did I begin meeting right away?

Well, I never actually met Andrea.

Though she was liking everything in my Facebook, I think we basically “lost interest.”

After all, a chick you meet online might be into you NOW but, from my experience, that interest can go away the longer it takes for you to actually show up in her area.

But, like I said, there were a few other chicks I was talking with in Iowa that I ultimately did meet up when I got to Mexico City.

The first one (whose name I forgot) was some random Mexican chick who looked a bit anorexic that I met in Zocalo area close to the hotel I stayed at in my first week in Mexico City.

I know I wrote about her elsewhere on my blog but, to keep a long story short, she showed up late to the date (typical Latina time) and brought her best friend along.

Knowing I wouldn’t fuck her on the first date then (unless she likes threesomes!), I basically turned her into a free tour guide to help me find the apartment building I would see later that day for a visit and what would be the place I moved into after the hotel.

After her, I met another chick I was sexting with named Stephanie (funny Latina name, huh?) who was the every first Mexican chick I ever fucked in my life.

Of both of those chicks, both of them I talked with over Whatsapp in my few weeks before leaving Iowa to Mexico City.

Suffice to say, it was nice showing up to a city I had NEVER spent ANY REAL time in and to just immediately have women waiting for me.

One of whom ended up becoming my city guide to find my first apartment!

It’s a small trick I learned in my travels before ever showing up to Mexico City.

Let’s VERY BRIEFLY go into other examples before wrapping this up with simple tips on how to do this (it’s not rocket science so don’t get too excited).

Other Examples of the Latina Waiting For You

Normally, before I go to a new city in Latin America (or anywhere), I prefer having a woman wait for me in the airport.

Someone I have never met before.

When I arrived to the Dominican Republic for example at the city of Santo Domingo, I had a chick who called herself “Morena.”

Long story short, I met her on Dominican Cupid. Exchanged numbers. Had a month of talking with her while I was in my senior year of college.

During that time, we ended up sexting a bit and she was the one I chose to wait for me at the airport.

Funny enough, her UNCLE and AUNT were at the airport waiting for me to drive us to my hotel.

This chick was somewhere in her early 30s from what I remember and lived with her mom in the house of her aunt and uncle.

They basically had some VERY weird agreement with the aunt and uncle where they were indebted and in a dependent and toxic relationship on them as I wrote here.

“Anyway, Morena was always living with her mom (dad died way before) and the mom fell on hard times.

So the aunt and uncle brought them into the house.

But they have some weird arrangement with the mom and Morena.

In which, from what she told me, they are not permitted to work any job outside of the house while living there.

And they had some weird structure where the mom and Morena are always somehow in debt to the aunt and uncle.

Like literal debt.

They owe money somehow.

And can never get out of it.

It sounded like some weird ass arrangement that is very toxic.”

it was weird as fuck.

Anyway, the aunt asked me “how old are you?” and seemingly had doubts about me being in my later 20s at the time (I was like 22 actually).

Dropped us off at a hotel and left us alone.

In my first hour or two of being in the DR, I took Morena with me to a motel after putting my stuff away.

And that was that.

It was a nice little introduction to the Dominican Republic.

“Welcome to the DR! Now here’s a woman to fuck!”

Outside of her anyway, I remember doing the same thing with Colombia.

Showed up to the city of Barranquilla and had some chick wait at the airport for me.

I forgot who it was though.

If I had to guess, her name was maybe Hielen because, during my initial month in Colombia, that was the chick who was most memorable.

Another odd Latina name that you don’t hear often like others you can read about here…

And I met her on Tinder if I remember right.

She also ended up showing me around the city so, if I had to guess, it was probably her because she was also an informal guide to the city to me.

Outside of those examples, I never actually did this TOO much.

Where you just show up to a random Latin city you have never been to before, try to talk to chicks online before showing up and have them wait for you when you get there.

Another example – but perhaps one that counts less as I actually knew the chick beforehand – was a Bolivian chick named Lizeth who I had wait for me in La Paz as I wrote here.

Either way, outside of those examples and like one other I could bring up from memory, what’s the point here?

Having a Latina Wait For You

While the above might make me sound more knowledgeable on how to start my trip somewhere, it actually took me time to realize that I could do this.

Being from a small town in Iowa. It’s not like we go about our days thinking on how to have a cute chick wait for us in another city.

So a majority of cities I flew into didn’t have a cute Latina waiting for me at the airport.

Though it should also be sad not every city I flew into involved me intending to live there.

Some, like El Calafate in Argentina, were for tourism only.

But who doesn’t like ice glaciers and hot Argentine chicks?

No excuse there, huh?

Anyway, you probably get already how it’s done and why it’s a small good travel tip if you paid attention to the examples above.

But I’ll write it out in simple terms here based on my experience.

First, use online dating. Your main options are Tinder Plus and those Latin Cupid sites (Latin American, Colombian, Mexican, Dominican or Brazilian).

Second, with your online dating profiles set up, try to collect as many numbers as possible. Talk to a bunch of chicks, get them on Whatsapp (a messaging app you need to download and get these chicks off the dating sites/apps RIGHT AWAY and onto Whatsapp).

Third, you shouldn’t have more than a month in time between when you get these chicks and when you arrive to Latin America. I find anything more than a month and many lose interest. Even 2 weeks can be enough.

Fourth, obviously prioritize those who are good looking to you and also who show you the most interest.

Fifth, if you really want a chick waiting for you at the airport, try to pick two chicks that you like the most and think will be most likely to fuck you on Day 1 in her country.

Sixth, you should ask both chicks if they could wait for you at the airport. Try to have 2 chicks who you think will be most likely to fuck you to say yes that they can.

Seventh, with your best option, tell her time and date to be at the airport. She might want airline info also. With the second best chick, don’t tell her exact info (time and airline info) but maybe just the day. Give her a fake time you’ll show up HOURS after you are scheduled to arrive.

Eighth, if the first chick is all good to go whatever odd hours before you arrive, then you can cancel on the second chick and tell her “airline issues. Will show up later. Maybe tomorrow.”

Ninth, if the first chick is like “oh shit, can’t make it,” then tell the second chick that you’ll be able to show up a tiny bit sooner due to “flight changes.” It’s possible, if she actually has a real job, that she won’t be able to make it. IF so, then I guess you should’ve had an Option #3 or prioritized unemployed women or whatever. Still, it’s possible she can still make it.

Tenth, you show up. Look for her. Hugs and kisses. Take her to your apartment that you should’ve set up online before arriving (or AirbnB but I use Facebook apartment groups in the cities I go to for setting up a place to move into on Day 1).  

There you go!

I’ve had a bit of spiced rum in the last few odd hours so there might’ve been a thing or two I missed (and it’s been years since I had a chick wait for me as I’ve been in CDMX for 5 years and not flying into a new city in a while).

Still, that’s the basics of how it worked.

And, if it works for you, then you not only have other women you can set up dates with after your first day that you were talking with for a few weeks before…

But you also have a chick who can introduce you to the city with a nice blowjob (assuming you sexualized things with her before you arrived on Whatsapp) and who can maybe be a nice little guide to the city for you for free.

After you’re done moving in and fucking – assuming she has more free time – you two can get a quick a quick bite to eat and she can show you something cool in the city.

Maybe an ocean view or whatever is cool to see in the Latin city you flew to.

Hell, if she’s from the barrio, maybe she can show you some cool parties.

Anyway, that’s all I got to say.

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Best regards,

Matt

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