How to Get Your Traditional Virgin Latina Wife in a Village

Welcome, incels!

Sorry

Alpha males is the preferred term.

Cut me some slack – I’m an old man now and can’t keep up with the latest terms.

Either way, I assume you have Googled the term “traditional virgin Latina wife.”

Or Google is leading you down the rabbit hole of trying to find a wife abroad…

Where you saw the title of this article in the search results…

And thought….

“What the fuck is this?”

Well, assuming you are the former and not the latter….

I am here to tell you that I am the KING – or as they say down here – the REY – of getting traditional virgin Latina wives.

I’ve had 73 of them actually!

Just one more than some Muslims looking for their virgin wives!

Ok, let’s not piss anyone off here with the jokes…

Back to the point of this article!

I understand your struggle, young one….

You were once a young lad in High School and college…

At a time that, in self-reflection, you even called yourself a “beta.”

But then you started listening to older men  on the internet in their 40s and 50s talking about being the alpha...

And you had an epiphany…

“I can FINALLY be an alpha and get all the women!”

Of course you can – all by buying our exclusive online course that will teach you how to be an ALPHA MALE right now!

Or, if you are interested, buying our exclusive bootcamp on how to get HOT PUSSY or a VIRGIN WIFE abroad RIGHT NOW in a foreign country.

Because, as you have probably learned, those nasty American women are too “westernized.”

“Westernized” being a term for basically “they won’t fuck me.”

But you don’t need those bitches!

They are all hoes and the virgin Catholic women of Latin American can offer you exactly what you need!

Ignoring the fact that infidelity is not a rare occurrence in Latin America either as seen here…

Or that there’s plenty of obesity in Latin America as well and it is growing as seen here…

Those facts – if we can call them that – do not matter!

Do not let the betas of the world fool you into believing that you can’t find your traditional virgin wife abroad!

Ideally someone without social media.

You also can find someone like that by buying my exclusive $499 online course on how to be an alpha male abroad and get a hot virgin to marry you.

And if that seems like a bit much, I also accept a monthly payment plan of $75 dollar payments over 12 months.

But…

Because I like you…

I can offer you such a deal for a limited time offer of just $74 dollars per month for 12 months!

Though the offer only lasts for the next 24 hours with a counter…

Ignore the fact though that when you refresh this page, the counter restarts….

But, I get it…

You have been burned before by other online experts about how to find your ideal woman abroad…

And you might be wondering “am I an idiot?”

We don’t ask the obvious questions here.

Truth be told – those other online folks were not the alpha males you needed to find your traditional virgin wife abroad.

And in Latin America – a region I have some experience now with 5 years down here so far…

I will give you the basic information below as to how to find your traditional virgin Latina wife from a village down here.

Why a village?

Well, where else are you going to find a traditional virgin Latina wife?

At any rate, check out one rural place below of this guy who went to Ecuador in search of love.

And if you like the FREE information below…

Just make sure to give me your email so I can spam the living shit out of it in hopes you buy some affiliate product I market to or some online course or bootcamp I have.

So let’s begin, bros, on how to find our traditional virgin Latina wives abroad!

Essential Questions

Right away, I already hear the questions coming in before we even get started…

“Do I need to speak Spanish or Portuguese to get a wife in Latin America?”

“If I am 101 years old, would an 18 year old Latina find my limp dick sexy or is she just using me for money?”

“Will my virgin wife clean the shit stains out of my underwear, cook me food and give me blowjobs on command while I am only able to provide maybe a $500 USD from my bullshit freelancing work while I live abroad?”

All equally important questions!

Well, obviously, you don’t need Spanish or Portuguese.

Just use Google Translate as this fellow does in 90 Day Fiancé below here.

Nothing builds more chemistry than using Google Translate with your future Latina wife.

Just imagine trying to have sex with her and you are using Google Translate to translate the sex acts you want her to perform…

“chica, chica, esperar, esperar…”

“que?!?!”

“Siri, how do I say “no teeth?”

And of course….

Regarding other questions…

There is no doubt your future Latina wife will be subservient to you despite broader cultural changes encouraging her otherwise in the world…

And that obviously an 18 year old would find someone 20 to 30 or more years older to be attractive with no expectations of money on your part.

And, since we were talking about visiting a village or some rural area, let's take a look at how it might look so you are more prepared.

So let’s get then into the actual process of how you can get your future traditional virgin Latina wife abroad…

And finally...

What do you need to bring with you before your trip?

Let's look at this video to give us some ideas...

Meeting These Sexy Latinas Online

First and foremost…

Before you even get to Latin America, you can try your luck with meeting Latinas online before your trip.

Now you might encounter the occasional woman who gives you the typical story…

“I am a single mother and oh baby, even though I only met you online 5 minutes ago…I LOVE YOU! TE AMOOOO! And since I amo you, we are basically like bf and gf now. So can I have like 500 dollars by Western Union please? I mean, you would help your gf out, right?”

Such a message might seem strange, but I assure you, it comes straight from the Corazon.

Anyway, you ideally will have met your future traditional virgin Latina wife abroad through this method.

After all, why go abroad when you don’t have anyone to visit?

But in case you are not a Casanova at the online game…

We shall take things to the “day game” as these young lads call it.

But first we will get to you making your trip to Latin America so you can start meeting these women.

Arrival to Latin America

Before you even arrive, you might need a return ticket as you are likely coming in as a tourist.

Just tell the agent at the front desk for whatever airline you are flying with that “you are not coming back because those stinky American women have ruined my life and I will find love abroad!”

Surely, they will nod in agreement and go “yes, that makes sense.”

Either way, you are now landing in the country of your choice…

And, because your job only lets you have one week of vacation….

A week that you have been working hard for 7 FUCKING years to have….

You can finally use it to find your future wife in a foreign land all within that 1 week.

No problem.

Or, as the locals say, no problema.

But let’s not focus on what the locals say – speaking their language is not necessary for getting us a traditional virgin Latina wife in a week.

So you land at the airport…

And the migration officer asks you at the airport before stamping your passport….

“What is the purpose of your trip?”

Obviously, saying something like “to fuck as many of your women as possible and leave” would not be a satisfying answer.

I mean, we aren’t the PUA crowd…

We are the “find love abroad crowd.”

So your answer will be something like “Well, I met this chick online for like a week or whatever and think maybe I should marry her or whatever after only 5 days, no big deal.”

Like this guy below here….

The migration officer will nod and go “yes, that makes sense” and stamp your passport.

Off you go, solider!

To the land of traditional virgin Latina wives!

Day Game in Latin America

Now, I get it…

You may have been married for a certain amount of years and got divorce raped..

And don’t have much experience with women in general…

Let alone approaching them in person.

But maybe you didn’t find a nice candidate to marry online with the dating websites that other online content creators sell to you to make their commission…

That’s fine.

Either way, we can meet our traditional virgin Latina wife through, as the young folks call it, “day game.”

Nothing wrong with day game in of itself in all seriousness.

But it might be difficult if you don’t speak the language…

But, as I said before, we got Google translate.

Now, when it comes to where you should meet these women during the day….

Nowhere in a big city obviously.

Because, you know, big city women are the devil.

So we must go to the most isolated shit hole small town we can find that has a high poverty rate and where most folks would never visit.

Just to get that traditional virgin Latina wife!

All you have to do is simply walk up to random women in whatever small town you go to..

Be it the tortilla seller on the street…

Or the old grandma in the chair by the corner…

Or whoever.

Walk up and speak into the translator….

“Hello, my name is John Reynolds Blanco the Fifth and I am looking for a wife. Will you be my wife? Say yes, you third world peasant!”

Such a pick up line will work wonders on local Latina women.

Either way, it’s just a numbers game – which, sarcasm aside, is kinda true.

Eventually you will get some potential prospects.

Which brings us to the next stage of getting your traditional virgin wife abroad…

The Date – or Job Interview?

Once you have gotten some numbers from potential prospects…

You must set up some dates.

During these dates, you must ask her the right questions to know if she is a potential candidate for being your future wife.

First, have her show up naked to the date.

Commanding her to do so will make you appear alpha and that will turn her on.

Second, it will give you a better idea of if she has any tattoos.

Any tattoos?

Even just a small ass butterfly tattoo on her arm or some shit?

Immediate whore.

And you would know that if she showed up naked since she can’t hide it.

Just like a job interview.

Next, as she walks into the date…

Open up to her in English.

“Hello, Latina #17, how are you?”

If she responds anything that sounds like English…

Even if it is broken English…

Walk the fuck out.

Don’t say anything more to her.

She is obviously a Westernized Whore for being able to speak English – even broken English.

The only thing you need to say to her at this point is “soy un alpha male.”

But, given she doesn’t respond in English…

Maybe Guarani or Quechua ideally…

Then the date can proceed.

And if she does respond in those languages, bonus points for her.

Next test for her is to investigate her social media.

Ask her – do you have Facebook, Twitter, Instagrm, etc?

If yes to any of those answers, then walk out.

Afterwards, the next test for her has to deal with a piece of bread and some meat…

Drop it in front of her on the table and just nod…

Don’t say anything.

If she doesn’t turn that into a sandwich by instinct…

Then dump her there.

The last test is to have your online dating guru ready to evaluate this chick.

Granted, he may not be ready by your side as he is chilling the fuck out in Colombia or whatever getting his dick sucked by prepagos while simultaneously selling courses to men on how to get a wife abroad despite never being married…

But…

For the right price, he might be available to get on Skype to evaluate your date “en vivo.”

Just send him like $5,000 USD or whatever he wants and he will pick up the phone.

And, being the alpha male he is, will evaluate your date properly by simply looking at her.

And if she passes all of those tests, then things can go to the next level…

Meeting her family.

Meeting Her Family

Now, as we hinted at before, we want a Latina wife from ideally the most isolated village possible.

The more populated her area is, the more of a westernized whore she is.

So any big city girls – bad, bad!

A small town? – acceptable but not ideal.

We need to be going to these Yanomami villages in Venezuela as you can see here.

I mean, if we go there, she won’t have Instagram and will still be a virgin, right?

Either way, you are ready to see her family in, let’s say, some isolated village or small town.

Because, as we already know, if she comes from a big city, dump her.

Whore.

So we arrive to her family village in rural Venezuela…

Or maybe some village many miles away from Manaus, Brazil…

Through boat rides, mountain crossing, and more…

And perhaps fighting off the FARC trying to kidnap us…

Many challenges, you see.

But we fuckin did it.

Her family right there as you walk up to them with open arms.

And they looking at you confusingly like “who is this foreign motherfucker?”

But, you know, they haven’t met a guy from America in quite a while…

Either way, you must make that good first impression!

Or else how will you win over her father to wed and bred his daughter?

Of course, that conversation will have to come up later with him when you start discussing bringing her to a hotel...

So walk up to the man..

And yell out as loud as possible to him and the rest of the village...

"Quiero una esposa....AHORA MISMO!!"

With a firm handshake…

The type to crush his hand like those alpha males do…

And, as you get to know her father, make sure to take a shower with him also.

Shows confidence as we see below here...

Finishing the Deal

Of course, her father might wonder if you are the real deal for her.

One concern of his might be “how much money can I get from this fucker to fund my alcoholism?”

Something along those lines…

Or maybe the uncle is thinking that…

Who knows – someone might be.

But your money is of high importance to the family, you see.

So the easiest way to get the family approval might be to buy it off.

Just an idea for you to suggest or for them to suggest….

As you can see here below in this interesting couple below from 90 Day Fiancé.

Now, the price might be high to get the family approval…

As you talk to her father and he is guestimating how much money you got in the bank…

“How about a 10,000 dollar payment” he says.

Now, you may not have that money.

Nor you may have the money afterwards for all the relatives coming at you for money later on…

But that’s ok!

You can negotiate with her father or uncle or whoever

Instead of 10,000 USD one time payment for now…

He can work with you.

Perhaps a monthly installment plan – if you will.

At around $1,000 USD a month over 12 different monthly payments.

Sounds like a good deal, right?

I mean, if you love her…

You would do anything for her….

Right?

Including buying her a very expensive ring, of couse.

The Wedding

Congratulations!

You are getting married today with your traditional virgin wife.

Now, she might be late to the wedding…

But, you know, she is spending some time with some local friends and all.

Friends who in no way are fucking her on the side behind your back while you fund her new life beyond the $200 USD a month she was making before.

Either way, she shows up to the wedding as that traditional virgin Latina wife you were always hoping for.

Though, although she is a virgin, she did take it once in the ass by a gringo years ago when she traveled to some nearby city…

And another time when she sucked 5 different dicks at once by a bunch of local men.

Or that time she traveled to Italy and fucked a bunch of dudes…

But that doesn’t count – traveling abroad and fucking isn’t real sex.

So she’s still a virgin! 

Don’t worry – she wouldn’t lie to you.

And in looking into your eyes…

She says “I do” so you know it must be true.

Or whatever Latinas would say in Spanish for “I do.”

To be fair, I’m not sure what that statement would be…

Give me like 10 years and I will tell you what is said in Spanish when I get married...

Post-Wedding Life

Now you finally have your traditional virgin Latina wife…

But where should you live with her and raise your family?

Well, obviously not the US.

Since if we are leaving the US to find a wife, obviously it must be some corrupting place!

And wouldn’t those big cities have the same issue since that is why we were going to a small town or village to find a wife also?

Well, I suppose we will have to raise our children in a small town or village in Latin America.

Even if that small town or village doesn’t have too many local jobs….

Or even if you don’t have the legal right to work there anyway…

And how most people wouldn’t hire you anyway due to xenophobia and also your possible lack of Spanish skills….

Or how sometimes these small towns can get run over by large organized crime like here in Colombia or in Mexico…

But that’s ok.

We have to be the alpha male here and provide for our children and wife – even if you get her pregnant and don't have a job... 

So what should we do?

Maybe some freelance online work that only pays 500 bucks a month…

Or whatever it is…

All the while living in some shithole town that you don’t really like living in…

Where the locals might look at you weirdly like “why the fuck are you here?”

But that’s ok – we have escaped the evil Westernism of our own countries!

Countries that we were raised in and only left because the women wouldn’t fuck us!

And now we have some random average looking wife....

Where despite many years of telling others about how the women in America are so fat and that's a reason for why we must leave America...

The woman you are with is, quite possibly, very fat as more and more people are these days down here.

But at least she's not Western!

Though we won't tell anyone that -- it would hurt our ego.

We'll just bullshit everyone we know about how we "scored a really hot chick -- like a 10, bro."

And, thankfully, we all know that cheating doesn't happen down here.

And now we can live in some shithole town that we don’t want to actually live in while only making $500 to $1,000 USD a month.

Not very comfortable when talking about a family with children…

But that’s ok!

Because we read online by some online dating guru that this will bring us dating satisfaction in life if only we give him our money!

And it did!

Now, if you are still interested in finding your traditional wife abroad…

Just check out Eddie Murphy here discuss the topic…

Or Sam Kinison below that discussing his idea of marriage…