All posts in "Guatemala"
The High Dollar Standards of Latin Americans
How some Latin Americans are very picky on the quality of the USD you exchange with them but give you average looking bills themselves.
Kill the Foreigner Kidnapping Women & Children of Guatemala
Discussing how you could be wrongly accused of trying to kidnap the women & children of Guatemala (and other countries?) and get lynched for it.
The Lack of Love for the Central American Capital
The certain distaste you see other expats have for Central American capitals in contrast to Latin America capitals in general.
The Odd Opinions of the Seasoned Gringo in Latin America
Explaining the situation where a gringo with seemingly a lot of experience in Latin America and who is right a lot about the region will still have “odd” opinions that seem completely far from reality.
The Sexiest Weather Girls in Guatemala
Here are some of the sexiest weather girls in Guatemala.
“Get Over Here and Kiss Grandma on the Cheeks!”
Discussing very briefly how some Latinos will go for a kiss on the cheek for a goodbye.
The Best Home Security System of Latin America: Glass Walls
Discussing the best way to keep your home safe in Latin America. Home invaders HATE this tip!
Earthquakes in Latin America: We’re All Going to Die!
My experiences with earthquakes in Latin America and how being scared of them is for sissy little bitches. Be a man and smash your way out of the concrete debris!
Contemplating the Time Before My Birth in Latin America
Just contemplating about life before me in this part of the world known as Latin America.